Adventures in swimming

Today the kids and I met up with some friends at the beach. I think we'd been there about twenty minutes when some poop( or human feces) had been discovered in the water. The lifeguards removed the poo from the water then tried to rope off half of the swimming area. They gave up on the rope and just verbally urged swimmers to not swim in the north half. A few minutes later a big black cloud rolled in. We heard thunder and then another announcement telling swimmers that lightning had been spotted and everyone was to get out of the lake until further notice. Well, that's when we decided to pack up and head home. Isn't life fun?